But, in order to cheer myself up, I've made myself the proud new owner of this little beauty:
It should be arriving on Friday, and then you will never see the top of my head again.
It all goes along with my ever-increasing desire to actually become a fairy tale character - because we all know that fairy tale characters wear ridiculously large and floppy toques in an effort to be cool.
And I do feel a little bit better.
Just a little.
Now, I'm going to drink some chamomile tea and play MapleStory like the raging nerd that I am. And I'm happy about that.